JePUrdEE Jeopardy The Lost Episode 3

JePUrdEE Jeopardy The Lost
Episode 3
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I knew this wasn't over once
Bobby sent me the link. I told him to watch the finale episode I saw.
He said it was probably just a coincidence. So I told him to go fuck
himself. I blocked Bobby that instant. What a prick. I reported the
link to the authorities. They said that they couldn't track the
websites source. They told me to stay out of the situation from then
on. I said “Fuck that man.” in my head and had a good chuckle. I
knew I had to do something more to end this shit once and for all.
I keep seeing signs and bus
ads for Jeopardy. My piss comes to a boil so hard every time I do,
like so hot, you could boil noodles in that shit man lol. I checked
my local TV schedule for the show. It was surprisingly not on; until
one date. Friday June 6th. I realized that is the SIXTH
day of June, the SIXTH month, on Friday, the SIXTH day of the week.
If it was in 2006, I'd shit out my green bean guacamole burrito again
lol. I had to watch this episode. I felt as if I needed to to end
this deal.
The day had come. I had
Funkles beside me, and I was ready to watch this gruesome mess of a
TV show on my television. The show then had started. The title screen
was in negative and reverse, but this time, the title screen was
painted with slightly hyper realistic blood. It was also spelt
“JePUrdEE.” WHAT A SHOCKER WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAH MAN. Then the
host, Alex Trebek showed up. I flung a piece of shit I was saving at
the screen at him. But heres the really spooky deal here. Its like
the show stopped when I cleaned it up. The host was now angry and his
eyes were dripping blood not as fast as the
laughter, but faster than when he's smiling like a creeper on da
playground. He looked as pissed off as shit and heres what made me
pee pee in my pants. Actually I held it in this time but I almost
made a wee wee in my slacks. He said to the viewer: “You're
disrespecting me you piece of shit!” I knew he was talking to me
for flinging my poop at the screen like a chimpanzee. He said “I
know theres a 'special viewer' out there watching tonight's episode.
I hope you enjoy.... Edward.” I knew there was something wrong.
Wait a second. There was already something wrong two stories
ago...whatever. He then went to the contestants. Again, two men and a
woman. This freaked me out though. They looked like actual people I
knew in real life. The far left one looked like Bobby, the middle guy
looked like my father, and the women looked like my mom. The names
were also pretty freaky deaky as well. They were all.....Edward.
The host then said “Lets
begin my friends. Especially my special ones at home, Hehe....” The
categories were all labelled....Edward. The women then chose one of
the categories. It then said: “Who is a dirty cock sucking shit
head who deserves to burn in Hell?” The alarm heads to my surprise
were present here. Except they looked like my head. She then answered
with my name after she smashed “my” sexy mother fuckin' head.
What a bitch ass. This continued for the rest of the episode with
questions about me being dead or something like that. This time there
was a tie again, but here's where things took a goofy turn for the
wurstest. He then said “You all win. LETS ALL BE FRIENDS EDWARD. WE
LOVE YOU EDWARD. WE WANT YOU EDWARD. WE LUST FOR YOUR BODY, BLOOD,
AND FLESH EDWARD. WE WANT YOUR SOULD EDWARD.
EDWAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!” There was so much blood flooding out of his eyes, I swear it was on the
frigging news that's how bad it was lol man. Like I bet people contacted the news it was flooding the place, especially since I could see them having troble walking there was so much. So I said out loud to
the TV: “Kiss my fat ass you stupid hoe!” Alex Trebek then
replied “Oh we will Edward. We'll enjoy it too!” Then the credits
rolled downwards withed the stupid twisted like a twizzler liquorice
theme song. All the credits we just Edward. I was like “Woah man
looks like I'm hotter than I thought.” I then remembered that this
was serious.
The FBI then called me. They
said that they had watched the episode. They were really gonna try to
find the source now. I knew they wouldn't.... BECAUSE IT WAS COMING
FROM HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Then I went to my
computer to get my mind off of the episode. My fear was over the top
now. My wallpaper was a backround of Jeopardy. It was negatively
coloured, and had the host, Alex Trebek, with his eyes filled up with
blood. I forgot to mention it was also slightly unrealistic. Kinda. I
opened up Youtube, and everything was Jeopardy related. I clicked a
video, and It was the host. He was talking to the viewer. He then
spoke: “Welcome Edward, my friend. You have finally done it. You
helped me with my master plan. I AM FINALLY FREE!!!!!!!” He then
jumped out of the computer and flew up into the sky!!! I was like
“WOAH BRO MY PEANUTS FELL OUT OF THE ENCHILLADA DRINK!” I knew he
was gonna attack the Earth. I then got a message from a new contact
on my Skype. It said “This is Bobby. I have some stuff to tell you.
I HAD to send you the Jeopardy.exe file. The Demon Alex Trebek told
me he would kill my family if I didn't. But there is another thing I
can tell you. I am a SOOPUR DOOPUR DEEMIN KILLER THAT CAN KILL
STUFFZ! YOUR BEAR FUNKLES IS YOUR SECRET WEAPON. Oh yeah I also
forgot THE GREEN BEAN GUACAMOLE BURRITO IS ALSO A WEAPON! NOW
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND PROCEED TO YOUR DESTINY!” He then showed up to
my house and was like “You got my message right?” I was all like
“Yeah man.” Then Funkles came up and said “We must go! But
first you must eat this!” He then gave me my Green Bean Guacamole
Burrito! I snarfed it down, and then something else happened. I then
started glowing perrywinkle, and farted righteous glory! I then flew
up into the sky with my friends following me. I could see him
destroying the city with his super lazers! He was also breathing fire
onto the innocent people of Happyville ( I ain't telling you where I
live lol!) THEN THE SKY TURNED NEGATIVE AND WITH
FLESH! IT ALSO STARTED TO RAIN SOOPUR DOOPUR HYPER REALISTIC
BLOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! Actually It wasn't even that hyper realistic. He then saw me and said “ YOU AND THE REST OF THE
CITY ARE GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” He then
shot his lazers at me and my friends! I used my new powers for the
first time. I shot red lazer beams from my body and it hit him. He
started bleeding violently. He then said “GO MY FRIENDS!” Then
the contestants from the Jeopardy.exe video coming out! Funkles said
“Choo choo! Here comes the train! Next stop,
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Funkles then eliminated one of the
contestants. Bobby then threw a green bean guacamole buritto grenade
at the other one. Then the contestant BLEW UP LIKE KA
BROOMBLESSSSZZZZ! Then Bobby went in for the kill! Alex Trebek then
hit Bobby with his fire breath, and Bobby went down!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I shouted. Funkles then said “I
got him. Take out the negative colored mother fucker for me?” He
then went to go save Bobby. I shot my lazers at the host, but he
dodged them all! He then used his scary fire breath, and he hit me! I
was hurt really badly, but I was still able to fly, unlike Bobby who
got hit hard as fuck. I shot my lazer from my hands, eyes, nose,
ears, you name it! I hit him a few times, but it wasn't enough to get
him down. He then said “LETS POWER UP MY FREINDS!” He then
started pouring out his hyper realistic blood, well now actually
really and very realistic that not hyper realistic blood anymore,
well he poured the blood, but he drank it now. “I AM SUPER ALEX
TREBEK ULTIMATE DEMON JEOPARDY HOST NOW AHAHAHAHAHA! THE EARTH IS NOW
IN.....wait for it......JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!” I knew I wasn't
powerful enough to do it. I then remembered, Bobby and Funkles. I
then went down to see them. Funkles was crying, because Bobby had
died. I then remembered my Green Bean Guacamole Burrito! I
regurgitated it, and shoved it down Bobby's throat! He came back to
life! He then said “WE MUST COMBINE TO DEFEAT THE ALEX TREBEK
ULTIMATE DEMON JEOPARDY HOST!” WE THEN COMBINED TO FORM ULTIMATE
SUPER TENGAN TOPPA EDWARD BOBBY/GREGORY FUNKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(his
real name's Gregory I might as well tell you now.) WE HAD TO STOP THE
DEMON HOST FROM RUINING OUR BEAUTIFUL PLANET I TELL YOU!!!!!! “YOU
COME TO STOP ME SUPER TENGAN TOPPA EDWARD GREGORY FUNKLES!?!?!
WELCOME TO DEATH THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Alex Trebek yelled as he
used his ultimate lazer beam! “SUPER TENGAN TOPPA EDWARD BOBBY
FUNKLES WILL NEVER GO DOWN!” I yelled at the demon! We then had to
use all of our might and energy to at least make a scratch on him! We
used the SOOPUR DOOPUR BURRTIO BEAM on him! It did massive amounts of
damage on him! “OH NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! HELP ME MY
FRIENDS!!!!!!” shouted the host of Jeopardy. THEN MORE CONTESTANTS
STARTED COMING OUT OF HIS SOOPUR DEMON EYES WITH BLOOD! We
took them down easily!!! He started to charge up, and even use his
SUPER HYPER DEMON LAZER ATTACK! IT WAS REALLY STRONG
AGAINST US! “WE CANT GIVE UP!” Bobby said. “WE HAVE TO USE THE
ULTIMATE CHARGE UP SKILL!” said Funkles. “YES I NOW KNOW.
EVERYONE! PEE PEE RIGHT INTO YOUR TUESDAY BEST PANTS
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” WE THEN
PEE PEE'D RIGHT INTO OUR BEST TUESDAY BEST PANTS!!!!!!!! “OH NO!
NOT PEE PEE'ING RIGHT INTO YOUR WHATEVER THE DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS
PANTS!!!!!!!!!” Yelled Alex Trebek! THEN WE SCREAMED FOR LIKE 20
FRIGGING MINUTES AS WE USED THE ULTIMATE URINE IN THE PANTALOONS
LAZERRRRRRR RAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEN ALEX TREBEK YELLED
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........................Looks like.......I'll
be seeing you later.....my........friends....” And I was all like
“As in later, you mean NEVER AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!” And then he died
and fell out of the whole fucking sky, which was now back to its old
regular old realistic feel now. Soon after we returned to the city,
Funkles and Gregory told me something. “I think we learned a lesson
today. Never trust HYPER REALISTIC NEAGATIVE REVERSE MEN! Ok?” I
was all like “Ok.” Now that this deal is over, who wants
milkshakes?” Funkles asked, then we all had a nice big 90's cartoon
show chuckle and went to go get some milkshakes. After that, I
returned home to go watch some TV. I turned it on, and it
was........... some regular ass TV. What did you expect JEOPARDY?!?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See you later my friends. Actually no fuck that
man. Just...just..... later guys. TO BE CONINUED?!?!?!?!?!?!
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